Murray the Demonic Skull
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☠ "I am Murray! The all-powerful demonic skull!" ☠ You are now entering the Murray Shrine! ☠ Tremble before the might of Murray! ☠

☠ The Murray Shrine ☠

Murray is the greatest character ever to grace an adventure game. Once a fearsome skeleton pirate in LeChuck's undead army, he was reduced to a mere skull by a cannon blast from Guybrush Threepwood in the opening of The Curse of Monkey Island. But did that stop Murray? NEVER! Despite his lack of limbs... or a body... or anything below the jaw, really... Murray remains the self-proclaimed "all-powerful demonic skull" and the "harbinger of your doom."

Below are all the Murray quotes we've managed to track down from The Curse of Monkey Island. If you know of any we're missing, please email the webmaster!


Act I: The Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck

Murray: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!

Guybrush: Stride?

Murray: All right then, ROLL! Roll through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?
Guybrush: How can you see without eyeballs?

Murray: How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can explain.
Guybrush: You're just a skull. You don't scare anybody.

Murray: Oh yeah? Well, I'll... I'll bite your kneecaps off!

Guybrush: Okay, that's a little scary.
Murray: You may have won THIS round, Threepwood, but the forces of darkness will destroy you!

Guybrush: And why's that?

Murray: Because... um... they're powerful and... demonic and... stuff. Look, could you just cower in fear a little?

Guybrush: No.

Act II: The Curse Gets Worse

Murray: Ah, Guybrush Threepwood! Now you will die! Prepare to be skewered on the jagged rocks of my WRATH!

Guybrush: Murray, you don't have any arms or legs.

Murray: That's... besides the point.
Murray: Bwahahahaha! Do my demonic powers FRIGHTEN you?

Guybrush: Not really, no.

Murray: They will... once I get a body.

The Carnival of the Damned

Murray: I am Murray! The all-powerful demonic skull!

Guybrush: Murray, what are you doing here?

Murray: I have been placed here to torment you! To make your journey through this carnival of the damned a NIGHTMARE of EPIC proportions!

Guybrush: Really? They made you a ride operator?

Murray: ...Shut up.
Guybrush: Tell me about this ride.

Murray: This ride is a journey into the very BOWELS of the underworld! A descent into the black depths of DESPAIR! A voyage to the furthest reaches of HUMAN SUFFERING!

Guybrush: So it's a slow ride?

Murray: ...Kind of.
Murray: Step right up and ride Murray's Crypt of Horrors! Prepare to face your darkest FEARS! The ride... of the DAMNED!

Guybrush: Is it scary?

Murray: INCREDIBLY scary! You'll wet your... well, YOU won't, but most people... Look, just get in the boat.

More Murray Moments

Guybrush: What happened to you, Murray?

Murray: I was... resting. Recuperating from my endless battle against the forces of good!

Guybrush: You were sitting on a shelf in a theatre.

Murray: I was STRATEGIZING!
Murray: The day will come when all living things will bow before Murray! When the world trembles at the sound of my name! When —

Guybrush: Murray, you can't even pick up a fork.

Murray: Yes... well... I'm working on that.
Murray: I will haunt your DREAMS!

Guybrush: Good night, Murray.

Murray: ...SWEET dreams!... of DOOM!

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